FDIC

My father who is a champion value investor once gave me the best trading tip ever. Looking at my portfolio he said "Son your P/E ratio looked bearish to me, my stochiastics says eventually everything you have will lose its value in due time". He held my face, looked straight to me and said "Invest with me, I'll show you a bullish market that will pay you dividends for eternity". He handed me a list of his "stock picks" with a fine print in the bottom "Father's Insurance Deposit Corporation".